大学生英语话剧剧本

大学生英语话剧剧本

　　大学生英语话剧剧本（一）

　　《May Dream Won't Come Ture》

　　Scene1

　　（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）

　　Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。"襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序".

　　（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.

　　B:（看看手表）25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.

　　A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't（指那堆挤来挤去的人）like this!

　　B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?

　　A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~Scene2

　　（A的办公室内）

　　Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活……（A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进）

　　秘书：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.

　　（秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进）

　　A:Morning.Please sit down.

　　音：（拿着几张CD）That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.

　　A:（翻看CD）All right.Goodbye!（停顿片刻）The next one!（体育老师上）A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?

　　体：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?

　　A:Er…Baskerball is Okay.

　　体：Good!Boys,come on!（演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐）体：Are you satisfied?

　　A:Em…just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.

　　体：Ok.Have a good week!（体育老师下，秘书和服务员上）秘：A,It's time to have lunch.（退到一旁）服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?

　　A:Mmm…Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.

　　服：Thank you.（鞠躬）Wait a moment,please.（下场，秘书上前整理书桌 ,A翻看杂志）秘：（整理完毕，打开文件夹）The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.

　　A:Really?That's great.（饭菜送上）That's tips.

　　服：Thank you very much.（退场）

　　Scene3

　　Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！

　　（A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团）（数分钟后）

　　A:（伸个懒腰）So great that my computer's homework has finished.

　　Scene4

　　Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——面试官：（很礼貌地请A离开）I'm so sorry!

　　（A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话"Narrator:I'm so sorry……"）Scene5

　　（听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该 醒了……老师：（很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量）Good afternoon!!!A!!!

　　A:（换个睡觉姿势）En…Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.（抓起试卷递上去）老师：（看到空白的试卷，摇摇头）I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!

　　（下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A）B:Hey!（看表）You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!

　　A:（刚刚清醒）Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!（欢呼）It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?

　　B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?

　　A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around（欢快语气）。

　　B:So you won't sleep in the class?

　　A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!

　　B:Well,let's go!

　　Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?（音乐起）~The End~

　　大学生英语话剧剧本（二）

　　Michael: 泽泓

　　Scolfield: 仲铨

　　Lincoln: 桂帆

　　T-bag: 捷驰

　　宿舍

　　3人：

　　M:（reading book） "rules for students" the book is so hard to understand,it's a littleboringScolfield,what are you doing ?

　　S: （刚开始没应答，忙于dota） i'm dota ing…Oh,noI lost again（中文说：队友不给力啊）。

　　what a day! I lost five times today.I couldn't dota any moreAnd Lincoln ,what areyou busy with ?大学生英语话剧剧本

　　L: nothing,just watching video.

　　M: which kind of video are you watching ?I guess it's American,right?

　　L: Yeah,American  of course.clever boy,you know I like American movies very much.

　　but this movie I'm watching is not that funny.Heyguys,it's holiday ,is there anyfun we can have?

　　S: SayI remember there's a party tonight at E502.

　　M: Oh,yes,I almost gorget it.there's a fellowship gathering tonight,which can be a goodchance to make some friendsyou know

　　L: with some beautiful girls,right?

　　S: Yeah,that's really wonderful,you know ,I like this kind of gathering partypretty girls are everywhereM & L :hahawe know what you mean.

　　L : all right.it's a deal.four of us should go to the party together.

　　M: OKbut where is T-bag ?

　　S: T-bag

　　T-bag 进来

　　L: T-bag,where have you been?

　　M: we have a good news .

　　S: Yeah,there's a party tonight,and we can have fun ,would you come with us?

　　T-bag: （装悲剧ing）sorry ,I don't want to,I'm not in a good mood.

　　L: come on ,man,what's wrong with you?

　　T: oh,well it's about my father;my family told me that he got hurt when riding a bike.

　　S、M、L: it's really a pity.

　　3人将进入PARTY场地时：

　　S: look at those four beautiful girls,as I say:pretty girls are everywhere!

　　M: Yeah,you are actually right,I really wanna make acquaintance with them.

　　L:不悦

　　S:come on,Lincoln,we are having party

　　L: wait a minute ,we are having fun while our good friend T-bag is in trouble.I don'tthink it's appropriate.We're good friends.

　　M: yeah,you're right.we should do sth for T-bag.

　　S: OK,GOOD BYE,PRRETY GIRLS.

　　PPT:（决定去做某事）

　　2 hours later:

　　宿舍：

　　T:装不爽

　　3人进来后，T: why are you come back so early?Is the party funny?

　　L: Yeah,the girls are prrety,but we

　　S: WE got sth for you.

　　M: 将一张纸递给T-BAG

　　T: oh,my god ,it's a plane tiket for my home,that's so sweet of youyou go to buy tiket for me instead of having fun at the partyTHANKS,GUYSM: dont't thank us.WE are friends ,as the 《rules for students》 says:treat all of yourfriends just like your family at home.

　　L: Yeah,we're brothers.

　　several days later:

　　T-bag comes back

　　T-bag: hey,guys I'm back.

　　L: hey,T-bag,Is evething OK?

　　M: enhow about your father?

　　T: well,my father's hurt isn't very serious,he'll OK in a month or not.

　　S: enYOU are a dutiful son.

　　L: that's really great.

　　T: Hey,what's are you watching just now?

　　L: WELL,we're watching funny video.

　　S: It's Japanese not American.

　　T: Oh,Let me see how funny it is

　　大学生英语话剧剧本（三）

　　Cast

　　Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classesKevin: Treats "skipping classes" as the principle of university lifeKen: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do itJason: Always commits himself not to skip classesSteven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping classRita: A professional class skipper

　　--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I

　　（Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students.  They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.）Ken:          Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.

　　Jason:       Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?

　　Ken:          Sure if

　　--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene II

　　（Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom.  And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.）Anita:        Hey, we’ll have the "Business Management" class in a few minutes.  Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.

　　Steven:     I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.

　　Anita:        You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? …Kevin:       Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?

　　Anita:        Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?

　　Kevin:       Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!

　　Anita:        wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?

　　Kevin:       Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.

　　Anita:        No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.

　　Kevin:       To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?

　　--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III

　　（After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm.  They meet in front of the laboratory.）Rita:          Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.

　　Anita:        What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.

　　Rita:          Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.

　　Anita:        I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?

　　Rita:          I thought you were going to the library.

　　Anita:        You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.

　　Rita:          Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.

　　Anita:        You are incurable. The test was this morning!

　　--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene IV

　　（Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. ）Ken:          I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.

　　Rita:          well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.

　　Ken:          What are they?

　　Rita:          Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.

　　Ken:          How do you know that I will not pass?

　　Rita:          Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.

　　Ken:          Maybe you are right. What else?

　　Rita:          Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.

　　Ken:          Why?

　　Rita:          Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.

　　Ken:          What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?

　　Rita:          You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.

　　Ken:          You are a genius.

　　Rita:          I am just very professional.

　　Ken:          I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!

　　--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene V

　　（Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.）

　　Kevin:       It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?

　　Ken:          I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.

　　Kevin:       Why?

　　Ken:          Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.

　　Kevin:       That’s right.  I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.

　　Ken:          Ok. Let’s go.

　　（Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.）

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